"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous"
"I'll kill you until you die!!"
"They misunderestimated me!"
-George W. Bush"
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight"
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!"
"Thank-you for visiting reality, come again........... Now entering your life, welcome"
"Consciousness- that annoying time between naps"
"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. "
"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. "
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. "
My mechanic told me,"I couldn't repair your brakes,so I made your horn louder."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. "
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. "
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. "
