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रुपेश भाई

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« on: November 03, 2009, 03:17:56 PM »
once a thief going to rob a house
he entered and call the man
The man is sleeping inside the mosquito net. thief say in a loud voice
thief:Give me ur all money ane gold and other...........,otherwish i will shoot u.
The man:(laughing)o foolish man u cant shoot me, mosquito can not enter from here how can ur bullet entered..
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 06:57:08 PM »
lol
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 09:10:43 AM »
hahahahahahhaah
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 10:30:45 AM »
 :applause:
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 09:16:59 AM »
दुकानदार ने कहा , दुनिया में सिर्फ यही दूरबीन है जो तारे दिखा सकती है। ग्राहक बोला , लगता है आपकी शादी नहीं हुई है।
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2010, 04:26:37 PM »
Quote from: NEWROAD on March 29, 2010, 09:16:59 AM
दुकानदार ने कहा , दुनिया में सिर्फ यही दूरबीन है जो तारे दिखा सकती है। ग्राहक बोला , लगता है आपकी शादी नहीं हुई है।


ha ha ha ha
bhane pachi bihe gare pachi tara dekhna paenchha............
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2010, 07:25:21 PM »
Quote from: रुपेश भाई on April 02, 2010, 04:26:37 PM
Quote from: NEWROAD on March 29, 2010, 09:16:59 AM
दुकानदार ने कहा , दुनिया में सिर्फ यही दूरबीन है जो तारे दिखा सकती है। ग्राहक बोला , लगता है आपकी शादी नहीं हुई है।


ha ha ha ha
bhane pachi bihe gare pachi tara dekhna paenchha............
KHOI TESTO BHANCHAN MAILE TA TARA DEKHINA RE K
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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 08:04:18 PM »
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Re: joke
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2010, 11:34:19 AM »
संताः आज पापा ने पिटाई कर दी।
बंताः क्यों क्या हुआ ?
संताः मैंने तो बस इतना ही पूछा था , ‘ कमीने ’ फिल्म देखने चल रहे हो क्या ?
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Re: joke
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2010, 11:50:43 AM »
गब्बर: आज मैंने बसंती को नहाते हुए देखा।
वीरू: कुत्ते, मैं तेरा खून पी जाऊंगा।
गब्बर: नाराज मत हो, मैं नहा रहा था और बसंती जा रही थी।
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Re: joke
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2010, 07:45:15 PM »
Visitor: And how old are you, Raj? Raj:Nine. Visitor: And what are you going to be? Raj: Ten.
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2010, 11:37:35 AM »
ONE DAY SCHOOL TEACHER ASKED A LITLE BOY"RAMESH,WHERE IS GOD?"
IN THE BATHROOM OF MY HOUSE,REPLIED RAMESH.
"WHY DO YOU SAY SO?"INQUIRED THE SHOCKED TEACHER.
BECAUSE EVERY MORNING MY DADDY POUNDS ON THE DOOR AND SAYS:
"MY GOD, ARE YOU STILL THERE?"
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Re: joke
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2010, 04:08:31 PM »
 :laugh2: damiz chha
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