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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India.
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What "which part"? Whole body was born in India.
 

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
 

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
 

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
 

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
 

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
 

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio!"

a sardar fell in love with a nurse.
he wrote a love latter to a nurse.
 I LOVE YOU........SISTER....

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पिता ( पुत्र से )- तुम्हारा रिजल्ट कैसा रहा ?
पुत्र ( पिता से )- प्रिंसीपल सर का बेटा फेल हो गया।
पिता - मैं तुम्हारा रिजल्ट पूछ रहा हूं।
पुत्र - खान साहब का बेटा फेल हो गया।
पिता - लेकिन तुम्हारा रिजल्ट कैसा रहा ?
पुत्र - वह डॉक्टर साहब का बेटा फेल हो गया।
पिता ( गुस्से से )- बेवकूफ , मैं तुम्हारा रिजल्ट पूछ रहा हूं।
पुत्र - तो आप कौन से प्रधानमंत्री है , जो आपका बेटा पास हो जाएगा।   

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संता : अगर प्रिंसिपल साहब ने अपने शब्द वापस नहीं लिए तो मैं स्कूल छोड़ दूंगा।

बंता : अरे ! उन्होंने ऐसी क्या बात कह दी ?

संता : उन्होंने मुझे कहा कि स्कूल से निकल जाओ।

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Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING

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संता : मेरी उम्र 40 साल है और मैं आज तक एक दिन के लिए बीमार नहीं हुआ।
बंता : अच्छा ??
संता : हां जी , मैं बीमार होता हूं तो 10-15 दिनों के लिए होता हूं !!!

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Ek raat bijli chali gayi,

Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.

Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.

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एक सरदार ने अपने बेटे से बोला!ओये घबरा मत तू शेर का पुत्तर है!
बेटा-ओये पापाजी,अछ्या हुआ बता दिया टीचर  भी पूछती हे की तू किस जानवर की औलाद है?

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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

 

[काली]

Jaiii ho sardarjeee

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    Santa Singh goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.

Do you have color TVs?

Sure.

Give me a green one, please.

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सब लोग डेडबॉडी की वेट कर रहे थे। संता बोला , अभी डेडबॉडी नही आई है। तभी डेड बॉडी आ जाती है , जिसे देखकर संता दोबारा बोला , वाह ! कितनी लंबी उम्र है इसकी।

 

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संता: मेरे पापा बहुत डरपोक हैं।
बंता: कैसे
संता: जब भी वह रोड क्रॉस करते हैं, तो मेरा हाथ पकड़ लेते हैं और कहते हैं, बेटा हाथ मत छोड़ना।

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