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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2009, 06:34:34 PM »
Quote from: Yad on June 17, 2009, 06:08:09 PM
:mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: kati hasnu ho ma ta
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 10:12:48 AM »


one sardar is about to die with cancer, but he always keeps telling other people that he is dying with AIDS. One day his son asked his father: Why are you telling people you are diying with AIDS as you are dying with cancer? He replied: Well my son, when I die no one dares to touch your mohter.
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2009, 05:02:45 PM »
hahahaha
Ati hasaune k :P
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2009, 08:34:16 PM »
Flash News - Plane Crash
A two seater plane has crashed in the graveyard in Punjab. Local Sardars have found 500 bodies so far and are still digging for more.
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2009, 04:07:59 PM »
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2009, 08:59:14 PM »
SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya  :StickingTongueOut: :Laughing:
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२ बिस नाघेकी षोडसी बाला, फोरमको खेताला, त्यो पनि बिना ज्याला !!!

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2009, 08:11:23 AM »
:laugh2:
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2009, 07:14:40 PM »
Lau Balla aaja po Haaso Lagechha Resi Lai :p
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२ बिस नाघेकी षोडसी बाला, फोरमको खेताला, त्यो पनि बिना ज्याला !!!

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2009, 12:08:03 PM »
balla dekheko nai aja ho kali G :P
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2009, 08:03:56 PM »
kati dami dami jok lala ajai postgarnu has haila
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याद आयो भने आँखा बन्द नगर्नू,
भेट भएन भने पनि दु:ख नमान्नू,
हामी सधैँ सँगै हुनुपर्छ भन्ने केही छैन,
तर मित्रताको ढोका भने कहिले बन्द नगर्नू ।

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2010, 07:54:59 PM »
Once a Sardarji was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.

When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.

Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
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२ बिस नाघेकी षोडसी बाला, फोरमको खेताला, त्यो पनि बिना ज्याला !!!

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2010, 09:12:12 AM »
Oieee ....!!!! Sadde naal... Hehehehehhehheheh. Kali pani wa khub mazza ayoo .......
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2010, 03:51:42 AM »
BALLE BALLE ...

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.


Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.


A Sardar was drawing money from ATM,
Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
A Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’
A Teacher: What?
A Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2010, 03:23:46 PM »
Hahahahahaha....  Bahot khub chakhde pajee oiee .... Sone kudi tusi ummmmma...!!!! Balle balle
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2010, 11:07:51 AM »
BALLE BALLE ...
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